(Source: sc0lt)

Fangirls: hey I just met you
Fangirls: and this is crazy
Fangirls: but ASDFGHJKL;EIHIEHVNAUEBAUWEBUBAY
Fangirls: LKJHGFDAEUIGRHBKHVUEAEVAWEUIHSN maybe

(Source: chantaldelrey)

What's wrong with our society.

Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

(Source: myprince-willcome)

(Source: partyonsixth)

phone: *rings*
me: no

Things are going to definitely be different from now on. 

I hope it works out for the best.. 

so attractive. 

(Source: immafuckingrebel)

styleinourveins:

dead oaks.

(Source: thebutterfly1)